i think we should have explained the concept of miniature golf
before we started our game...
they were all over this place.
some were two holes ahead.
no one was taking turns.
balls were flying through the fence into the parking lot.
we did not start this off right.
we had lost control.
and there was a 20 something's couple there on a date ahead of us.
what a bummer for them.
they had the place to themselves to be all goo-goo over each other
until this big loud spaz-o family showed up behind them.
i mentioned to craig that maybe it served as good birth control for them?
at one point i looked over and i could only see annie's feet
sticking out of the tunnel hole meant for a golf ball to run through.
she had laid flat on her belly and slid through.
...of course she did!
she crawled out and loudly announced "i'm widdle enough to do that!"
i am glad she didn't get stuck and have to announce that.
ummm....hubba hubba.
that's all i have to say about that.
have you seen "night at the muesem?"
the rest of the afternoon we heard "me want gum gum"
and "you dumb dumb"
i'm sure that couple loved it as much as craig and i did.
this place had the strangest assortment of figures.
there was also a frankenstein, a ghost, a skunk, an eagle...strange all together.
we didn't win a free game.
on our way out our boys wrestled over a club grip in the pro shop
(aka: causing a scene)
and then scott picks up a towel...that is for sale...
and wipes all the sweat off his face with it.
this was not our finest hour as parents.
but i think we did our part of ensuring that couple of not going home
and getting pregnant 5 times.
and really, isn't that a nice thing for us to do?
we ARE nice people.
oh my.
