i let her chose what she wanted with very little coaching from me.
she chose 2 barbies, 2 books, a webkinz and a baby alive (small version).
it was a LOT but it was her money and no different than receiving that many gifts in packages.
20 minutes later in the grocery section of walmart annie said
"well mom...i think i'm gonna put baby alive back. i think when she pees her diaper i would kind of like fwreak out or some'fing...so i don't want to get it."
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annie grabbed a package of weight watchers bronnies and shouts
"MOM...YOU NEED TO GET THIS TO CELEB'WATE YO' anniversa-wee!!
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i told annie and her friend to "sit on their bottoms in their carseats"
annie replied "we don't have bottoms. he has a Weenus and i have a Bun."
oh my.
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i was giving a lecture in the car on the way to school (that's not the funny part)i said to the 4 non-teenagers "you can save yourself a lot of grief if you realize now that i know what you are going to do before you do it. especially when you try to be sneaky...i am really good at the sneaky stuff!"
annie didn't miss a beat and shouts out "AND you're really good at telling jokes!"
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talby asks "how much does a car cost mom?" (thinking for when she gets a car)i answered "ummm....$10,000."
annie shouts "OH YEAH! when i g'woe up i am going to be famous! and i'm gonna get that ten fousand dollaws and i am gonna have a fashion limo cause it's ten fousand. AND i will give a dollaw to everybody who listens to me sing too. "
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sean came home from his friends and said "we had so much fun and we watched a really funny movie "Christmas with the SKANKS!"
i laughed so hard.
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at dinner sean said "ALL white people like coffee....except if they are allergic."
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annie told me while driving in the car
"Mommy...im SO ing-cited for christmas!
i'm going to make a christmas card for JESUS.
but i am not going to put any money in it...cause i don't have any money...or wait!
my bank account?! i CAN send him money!
ALL MY MONEY!!!"
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